Humour Has It (Jokes)

[T_J]

Really nice jokes .

I really like that ones too :-):

[naturalcitizen]

I am the only who don't get english-humoured jokes? :P

I'm not English, but those are one of the best. They're often morbid and sick, but I love them. :)

[sfried1]

I am the only who don't get english-humoured jokes? :P

Lena, English is my first langauge and I often don't get the jokes! But, then again, I'm old. :)

[bennie-aimadele]

[T_J]

Lovely .

I like this ones too :-):







How can you ruin a romantic evening :








(translation: "Size is not everything... the tecnnic is important")















I am sorry for the whole pics but I couldn´t decide which ones to choose.

[earsnoteyes]

What's green and smells like bacon?......Kermit's finger!

Groaner,I know.

[T_J]

The next superstar :








Some dreams may come true :-):




A lovely streaker :

[T_J]

My new "branding" (other people pay a lot money for it and I let it burn ):


(never forget to put some sunblocker on your skin when you go to a birthday with BBQ *outch*)

Jeanny in a bottle :



Lord Nelson ;D:

[holly]

And I keep telling Adele's joke all the time: what is a blond girl standing upside down?


.....a brunette with a bad breath.....[/color]

I don't get that joke, can someone explain please?
I have an idea, but I just want to be sure. ;)

[T_J]

My little secretary :









Eating á la Walt Disneys "Lady and the Tramp" :-):



What happened when a baby rabbit is alone in the bathroom only for a few seconds:





The new assistant of Santa :-):



And if still are some trolls here on this forum than this is the answer to them :-):

The rabbit Gerbenok from the movie "Monty Python and the Holy Grail":