ADELE Quotes!

[Adele_fanatic]

“I expected too much, I was needy, I was jealous even though I’m not a jealous person. We both said a lot of things in the heat of the moment. We were perfect and we were totally meant to be together - we just met at the wrong time. Maybe we’ll be together in the future, I don’t know. I’m constantly looking for him in other people."- Adele

[right_as_ellie]

"I met the love of my life, it just was bad timing."- Adele

[LouieArmstrong]

Bare with me

"I have the passion to dance, I just don't have the rhythm"

"You know when you love someone and they don't love you? It's the worst feeling ever. Isn't it?"

"I don’t make music for eyes. I make music for ears”

"I love hearing my audience breathe."

"I've never been more normal than I am now."

"I'm like Johnny Cash. I only wear black."

"There's nothing more beautiful then a cuddle"

"Smoking is my thing"

"I got an album out of him. I used him more than he used me"

"but instead I just barked at him, woof. I always bark at boys when I fancy them."

‎"I've learned the main thing in life is that you get what you put in"

‎"Amy Winehouse eat your heart out"

‎"I don't have a type. Never have."

"My mum lives with me!"

"I always say I'm a singing lady, rather than a singer"

"How was it winning a Grammy? 'I shit myself!'"

"He got me interested in film and literature and food and wine and travelling and politics and history, and those were things I was never, ever interested in. I was interested in going clubbing and getting drunk."

I"’m like the opposite of one of those comedians who’s funny on stage and depressed behind closed doors."

"It's the blues so I will go out of tune, but it's allright, its all good."

"If I lost loads of weight, my t**s would go saggy and then that would be the main issue".

'"I wasn't prepared for my success at all. I went a bit doolally"

"My mom calls me jenny when I'm out in public."

"When I'm not singing on stage I'm usually loud and mouthy."

" Lil Kim came to my trailer. LIL KIM CAME TO ME!"

"I think he's a bit bitter because the album is doing a lot better than anyone expected. And I think he's still hanging out in London in a bit of kind of shabby apartment and I'm staying at a very nice hotel around the corner."

"Were not friends. That's why were not together. So I don't really care."

"My motto is that you shouldn't kinda fuck me over."

"Apparently, I'm a very spacial aware considerate driver according to my instructor"

"I really don't feel like talking about masturbating in an interview in these cameras!"

"I rather get a dog then get pregnant."

"I'm not calling Beyonce old,even though she is contemporary,she is also a veteran."

"I love Nicki Minaj, i love her arse, and i'm straight, and i love her arse."

" I remember when I was 10, I nicked my mum’s Lauryn Hill album and listened to it every day after school in my bedroom, sitting on my little sofa bed and hoping to God that one day I’d be a singer"

" A drunk tongue is an honest one, in my opinion "

" My life is full of drama and I won't have time to worry about something as petty as what I look like "

" I've only flown first class once, I drank so much free red wine I threw up in the toilet "

"I tried to bite my tongue a bit on this record, but I ended up being more honest than the first one, and I think it might come back and bite me in the bum"

"I’ve always been a size 14-16. I’m not going to lose weight because someone tells me to. People don’t need to use their bodies sexually to do well. If anyone told me to lose weight, I wouldn’t work with them any more. I don’t want to go on a diet; I don’t want to eat a Caesar salad with no dressing. Why would I do that? Just be happy and don’t be stupid."

"Oy!Oy! Watch it!"

"I don't rely on my tits to have hits."

"Shabby, that's how I describe myself."

"I don't want to be a skinny pop star - I don't have time for diets'

"I'm an only child, I'm used to having people listen to me."

"I'm a bit mouthy".

"I hate confrontation. That's why I write f***ing songs – because I can't say anything."

" I want to leave an album behind that is classic, that people in 50 years will refer to and pass on to their children. An album that you never bored of "

" If I'd never had a boyfriend because I was overweight, then obviously I would lose some weight but all the things I want I get, so I don't care. I refuse to change because I'm in the public eye "

"I got some fanmail recently. It was a crispy tissue. How fucking inappropriate is that shit? A 22 year old girl, how fucking inappropriate. And then he was like, "This is what I imagine when I'm having a wank." Fucking dirty old pervert. And then he was like, "Let's meet up, e-mail me." And I was like, yeah, I'm really gonna come and fucking come for dinner with you and you're wanking into a tissue and I haven't even met you. HA! So disgusting!"

''I just started reminiscing of how at the beginning, my skin would tingle anytime he would ever touch me and I’d wait by my phone and be going crazy because he didn’t reply to my texts within ten seconds and all of the things inbetween… and I bet he doesn’t even remember why he loved me.''

“It broke my heart when I wrote this record, so the fact that people are taking it to their hearts is like the best way to recover.”

"My best friend Laura, is like Tina Fey on steriods"

"This one's about my ex...oh don't worry, I'm playing The Greek, where the fuck is he?"

"Hopefully I won't be married and be like, Darling, we need a divorce to write another album."

"So at 30 I'll have my first bah-bee, be married, have a really nice three-storey family house in Clapham with a little picket fence and be writing songs for pop tarts."

‎"Be understanding that, sometimes, you gotta let your hair down"

‎"I got this dress today, right, and it's vintage and I smell like the person who used to wear this. It smells like a dead person so I smell like a dead person"

"I just wanted to make good songs, and I think I've done that."

"I love going and performing to live people who mean something, rather than all the critics"

[bennie-aimadele]

great quotes you guys with a special mention to Louie as for the numerous quotes she wrote .. your wrist must hurt hun but what a treat ! thank you .. is super ! Twas like I was with Delly and that she was talking to me .. so good ummmm

[LouieArmstrong]

naaah, just copy and paste. We collected this on Facebook.

[naturalcitizen]

"I've learned the main thing in life is that you get what you put in"

This is the most realistic thing I've ever read! I goes with anything. Love, relationship and career.

[Adele219forever]

"Heartbreak can definitely give you a deeper sensibility for writing songs. I drew on a lot of heartbreak when I was writing my first album, I didn't mean to but I just did."

"I get so nervous on stage I can't help but talk. I try. I try telling my brain: stop sending words to the mouth. But I get nervous and turn into my grandma. Behind the eyes it's pure fear. I find it difficult to believe I'm going to be able to deliver."

"I like having my hair and face done, but I'm not going to lose weight because someone tells me to. I make music to be a musician not to be on the cover of Playboy."

"I like looking nice, but I always put comfort over fashion. I don't find thin girls attractive; be happy and healthy. I've never had a problem with the way I look. I'd rather have lunch with my friends than go to a gym."

"I love hearing my audience breathe."

"I'm like Johnny Cash. I only wear black."

"I've never been more normal than I am now."

"In five years' time I'd like to be a mum. I want to settle down and have a family, definitely sooner rather than later. I'd like to have finished my second album too, maybe even my third. I'd like a sound that sticks around that other people are inspired by and that people know is me."

"It's never been an issue for me - I don't want to go on a diet, I don't want to eat a Caesar salad with no dressing, why would I do that? I ain't got time for this, just be happy and don't be stupid. If I've got a boyfriend and he loves my body then I'm not worried."

"The focus on my appearance has really surprised me. I've always been a size 14 to 16, I don't care about clothes, I'd rather spend my money on cigarettes and booze."

"People are starting to go on about my weight but I'm not going to change my size because they don't like the way I look."

"Oi Oi!"

"We were so in love, We had so much fun, It was f***ing brilliant"

"If you're in love with someone just f***ing tell them"

"I would certainly kill some of my ex boyfriends for f***ing sure"

"I love food and hate exercise. I don't have time to work out ...I don't want to be on the cover of Playboy or Vogue. I wan't to be on the cover of Rolling Stone or Q. I'm not a trend setter...I'm a singer...I'd rather weigh a ton and make an amazing album than look like Nicole Richie and do a s**t album. My aim in life is never to be skinny"

"This is so stunning, you all look so stunning"

"Are you alright up in the sky??!!"

"It broke my heart when I wrote this album so the fact that people are taking it to their hearts is the best way to recover"

"Hopefully I won't be married and be like darling we need a divorce to write another album"

"He was an a** though, I was a bi**h so it just... It just wasnt going to work out"

"Y`all got a drink?" Crowd: “Yeahh!!!” Adele: “Lucky bastards, I’m not allowed to drink anymore. It’s grim.. It’s grim and it’s sad and lonely. It sucks when you’re like stone cold sober and your friends just look like idiots and you are just dying of embarrassment and you have to deal with THEIR trouble.. its like they try to fight someone and you have to say oh my God I’m so sorry!” “Yeah.. well enjoy your drinks..I got my hot honey *smiles* Oh.. it’s fantastic."

"And then I have to do all these like facial movements that get my voice going.. I'm not going to demonstrate it because it is butt ugly."

"Duffy I love you I think your amazing *pauses, looks around* Jonas Brothers I love you as well *giggles*"

"Timberlake.. it'd be perverted if I liked Bieber"

"Someone fainted again, excuse me medic right over there in the middle... It happened last night as well. Are you alright? Can you see? CAN SOMEONE LOOK LIKE THEY CARE PLEASE? Someones fainted over there. Is anyone coming for you? Has it been sorted? Oh I can't believe that.. No, I can't come.. they are not listening to me. Oh someones on the way, Can you move out of the way for the medics please? Can you see them coming though? There they are. Oh I cannot believe that! Rock and roll! Rock and roll! There they go in the white.. oh fantastic. Are they alright, they there? Thank you.. GUYS THIS IS ROLLING IN THE DEEP!!!!" <--- See right there.. she saved someones life:) What and amazing person Delly is!

"If I tell the world.. I'll never say enough cuz da da da da da da start again!! AHAA I FORGOT THE WORDS!!!!"

"I kinda wrote that as a f**k you"

"My friends thought I was sleeping with some guy that I never even f***ing heard of"

Man: "Whats 12x12? Adele: "OH GOD OH! OH... MY.. ONE!!! NONONONO WAIT... 142!!!!"

"I got my nana's curves"

"If my mum shouted "Adele" in a big department store then people would look around and it gets a bit awkward"

"If you want to touch me you can touch me later"

"I can dance if you give me a bottle of vodka and some reggae music"

"It was exactly like Fame, where people were like miming in the hallways.. and you know what the worst thing was right, the music department was below the dance department and you'd go to sit on the bench and there would be a dancer with her leg like above your head.... eating my white bread"

"I was literally hula hooping my dress around my neck"

"walking down the street with my iPod and being like *waving and pointing to people* like yeahh!!"

"Some woman passed out in the crowd.. this old lady no offence she was 60, thats old I think..she fainted and they were bringing her out to the side and she started pissing herself"

[boriken80]

0_0 I think you guys have managed to post many, if not all, of my favorite quotes already! :D

[LouieArmstrong]

all quotes are t-shirt material....

[meganelainne]

all quotes are t-shirt material....

So true! I'm definitely going to get a t-shirt made with my favorite... I just have to decide my favorite! Ahhh! I'm really going to do this Louie!