"A Blog From Adele’s Unborn Baby" :)

[daris89]

This is so cute :) Found this on a blog...

Monday (10:21AM)
Hi everyone!
Currently writing you from mum’s womb. It’s weird how you can fit a baby laptop in here these days. Science is WEIRD! ; )
Last week mum locked herself in the bathroom playing “Someone Like You” over and over again. I was crying, she was crying; it was a mess. I literally was bawling in the fetal position. If the beginning of the movie “Up” was a song, THIS would be it. I know what you guys are thinking; how have you seen “UP” when you are inside of a stomach? And the answer to that is- OH G2G MOM IS EATING AND OM NOM NOM NOURISHMENT.

Tuesday (5:32 PM)
We still don’t know what sex I am, which is confusing because I don’t know if I am the enemy or not. LOL JK. Mum likes men. Obviously. (BUT SRSLY I HOPE I’M A GIRL CUZ I DON’T WANT HER TO HATE ME AND STUFF – THIS IS OPPOSITE CHINA.) I would sell mum’s afterbirth on EBay to be a girl. LET ME BE A GIRL.
TTFN!

Wednesday (9:35 AM)
Mum and dad have been getting my room ready for when I blow outta this baby factory. I’m glad my mom isn’t a pop star like Lady Gaga, otherwise I fear my room would be decorated with vials of blood & semen. Mum’s more of an Anne Geddes babies-in-pots-cuz-omg-cute type of lady. I wonder if Gaga has pictures of POTS in BABIES… Oh no. I can’t un-see that mental picture.
Plz set fire to my BRAIN.
BB4N

Thursday (6 PM)
People are worried that mum’s not gonna make another album or whatever because she’s all happy or some rubbish. Don’t worry, every awards show ever. I plan on staging a complete and total mental breakdown in a few years time. Think bald Britney Spears umbrella smash meets Miley Cyrus hash scandal. Should I barf on someone? I feel like I should barf on someone… Or pee on a plane like Gerard Depardieu. Only, you know, I’m a baby and junk… and why did he do that? Right?

Friday (11:45AM)
I’m pretty pumped to get out of here. All mum has been eating is bacon & peanut butter sandwiches, Toblerone villages and cake in the shape of her ex boyfriend’s face. Between you and I – SHE should be the one wearing a “SPIT HAPPENS” bib. Pull yourself together, girl. We’re in this together. I heard when Katie Holmes was pregs with Suri, Xenu only let her eat Alien testicles. And by Xenu I mean Tom. And by Suri I mean the girl from The Ring.
G2G. Working on my debut album “A Laptop N A-Dell.” Download my singles “Someone Like Goo (Goo Ga Ga)”, “Chasing Cavemens,” and “Groomer Has It (Pet Salon Remix)”
xoxo,
Adele’s Unborn Baby

[Georgina]

This is so cute :)
http://theimpersonals.com/2012/09/19/ro ... born-baby/

Be careful what you are posting, I'm not sure if it's safe. It might spark another discussion and again result in somebody leaving the forum.

[daris89]

It's just a cute blog lol I'm aware of those discussions :)

[hob]

Daris, if you are aware of those discussions why have you posted a cropped version of the picture
that was removed???

Georgina. Who has left the forum???

[moitiedetous]

daris89....loved this article...thank you for posting.

[Georgina]

Georgina. Who has left the forum???

I had marty in mind, certainly a person who better stays here.

[daris89]

Daris, if you are aware of those discussions why have you posted a cropped version of the picture
that was removed???

Georgina. Who has left the forum???

I edited the post.

daris89....loved this article...thank you for posting.

haha love it when she wrote "If the beginning of the movie “Up” was a song, THIS would be it. I know what you guys are thinking; how have you seen “UP” when you are inside of a stomach?" lmao HOW CUTE! I can't wait for Delly to have her baby in her arms :) and the comment about SLY & "UP", she read my mind!! lmao

[moitiedetous]

The problem....you felt the need to edit this post.....the forum nazis....at work. There is nothing wrong with your first post.
Yep the paz suck....but they only make money when you click on that first post....on the Sun or where ever it appeared. This post is harmless....part of the story.

[daris89]

It's perfectly fine. I agree 100% with keeping pap pictures as far away from here as possible. I just REALLY had to post this b/c it reminded me so much of "Look Who's Talking" SO F*CKING CUTE! Especially the part when the baby finds out it's a girl when it wanted to be a boy or vice versa, don't remember, or maybe that was the brother that wasn't happy, OH I don't know lol Either way, it's cute!

[moitiedetous]

I agree....it's funny....perfect for this site. To me if you have a problem with this....maybe try a size bigger in your underwear....cause obviously something is too tight.