Humour Has It (Jokes)
Re: Humour Has It (Jokes)
by RunrigCorvusCoraxFan » Fri Dec 09, 2011 6:26 pm
What something is green and is a fashion designer. Green Moss :p
There ain't no point holding back the tide,
Still gonna get ya
'Cause every little bird's gotta learn to fly
Sooner or later
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Re: Humour Has It (Jokes)
by Leon » Fri Dec 09, 2011 7:44 pm
Not really a joke, but it is funny! (to me) lol.
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Re: Humour Has It (Jokes)
by noory-doory » Fri Dec 09, 2011 7:46 pm
this is more of a riddle:
what does a dog do that a man steps into???
hint: NOT POOP!
answer: pants ;D
what does a dog do that a man steps into???
hint: NOT POOP!
answer: pants ;D
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Re: Humour Has It (Jokes)
by MissLouiseWard_1994 » Fri Dec 09, 2011 8:48 pm
I love this one -
You could of had THIS allllllll!!!!!
gif from http://adele-theoneandonly.tumblr.com
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Re: Humour Has It (Jokes)
by Leon » Fri Dec 09, 2011 8:54 pm
MissLouiseWard_1994 wrote:I love this one -
Hahaha! So true! ;)
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Re: Humour Has It (Jokes)
by MissLouiseWard_1994 » Fri Dec 09, 2011 8:58 pm
Leon wrote:MissLouiseWard_1994 wrote:I love this one -
Hahaha! So true! ;)
Glad you like it .. i remember when i first saw it .. i was really laughing .. like belly laughing xD
You could of had THIS allllllll!!!!!
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Re: Humour Has It (Jokes)
by Leon » Fri Dec 09, 2011 9:03 pm
Look at his hand... lol. (I couldn't help but notice....and to let you all know, ;) )
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Re: Humour Has It (Jokes)
by WeLove_ADELE » Sat Dec 10, 2011 3:15 am
What is beauty if armpit is dirty.
Time is Gold when watching bold. (according to my bro.)
Pick up line:
Are you a Monday?
Coz I'm Sunday
And you are my Tomorrow.
Time is Gold when watching bold. (according to my bro.)
Pick up line:
Are you a Monday?
Coz I'm Sunday
And you are my Tomorrow.
You pay me back in kind and reap just what you sow.... woooo
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Re: Humour Has It (Jokes)
by RunrigCorvusCoraxFan » Sat Dec 10, 2011 5:22 am
What can't you open at Christmas because it's too hot? - A Firecracker
How did the record dance? It was in the groove
How did Adele play her music to get at her ex? She put him on the turntable
What part of the body are you always protected? - You're gonna be out of arms way ;p
How did the police catch the detures at a robbery? - They released he was the teeth :p
What cutterly is good for an idea? Your fork about it
What something you eat but is messy - A tattie (Tattie is a Scottish term for mashed potato)
What do artist wear before they are first on stage? A headband :D :D
What do you wear on your head, and it's part of a bottle? A Cap
Why couldn't the man find his pad? - He was writing on his notes (banknotes)
So sorry if they are bad
How did the record dance? It was in the groove
How did Adele play her music to get at her ex? She put him on the turntable
What part of the body are you always protected? - You're gonna be out of arms way ;p
How did the police catch the detures at a robbery? - They released he was the teeth :p
What cutterly is good for an idea? Your fork about it
What something you eat but is messy - A tattie (Tattie is a Scottish term for mashed potato)
What do artist wear before they are first on stage? A headband :D :D
What do you wear on your head, and it's part of a bottle? A Cap
Why couldn't the man find his pad? - He was writing on his notes (banknotes)
So sorry if they are bad
There ain't no point holding back the tide,
Still gonna get ya
'Cause every little bird's gotta learn to fly
Sooner or later
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Re: Humour Has It (Jokes)
by tmaherster » Sat Dec 10, 2011 12:37 pm
Yes those jokes are horrendous Rungrig
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