Adele

by **RunrigCorvusCoraxFan** » Mon Dec 12, 2011 7:19 pm

Sorry if me jokes was bad; laughter is a great medicine.

by **Adeles_daydreamer13** » Tue Dec 13, 2011 4:50 am

Hahaha yo mama jokes...

From white chick
Yo mommas so old she best feeds like think ... *blows out talcum powder*

by **Silvershell** » Tue Dec 13, 2011 5:03 am

Okay, this one is long, my sister told me it a while back. lolol

A little boy named Tommy is at school. His teacher tells him he must learn the first four letters of the alphabet for homework, by tomorrow. So as soon as he gets home he walks up to his mother, who is slicing tomatoes in the kitchen.
Tommy: "Mom, what's the first letter of the alphabet?"
*slices her hand by mistake*
Mom: "FUCK!"
Tommy: "Okay!"

Then the little boy walks in the bathroom with his father who is shaving
Tommy: Dad, what's the second letter of the alphabet?"
*Dad cuts himself with the razor*
Dad: "HOLY SHIT!"
Tommy: "Okay!"

Tommy then walks into his big sister's room, where she is arguing with her boyfriend.
Tommy: "Hey, what's the third letter of the alphabet?"
Sister: "Shut the fuck up!"
Tommy: "Okay!"

So little Tommy then makes his way to the living room, where his brother is watching tv
Tommy: Brother, what's the fourth letter of the alphabet?"
Brother: "Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah Batmaaaaaaaan!"
Tommy: "Okay!"

So the next day at school, Tommy's teacher asks if anyone can recite the four letters of the alphabet and Tommy raises his hand.
Tommy: "FUCK!"
Teacher: "What did you just say?!"
Tommy: "HOLY SHIT!"
Teacher: "That's it! Im taking you to the principles office!!!"
Tommy: "Shut the fuck up!"
Teacher (stunned): "WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!"
Tommy: "BATMAAAAAN!"

Sounds better in person, hahaha

by **Silvershell** » Tue Dec 13, 2011 5:08 am

Adeles_daydreamer13 wrote:Hahaha yo mama jokes...

From white chick
Yo mommas so old she best feeds like think ... *blows out talcum powder*

Yo mama jokesssssss hahahaha
I love that movie.

by **adelelover7777777** » Tue Dec 13, 2011 7:04 am

Silvershell wrote:
Adeles_daydreamer13 wrote:Hahaha yo mama jokes...

From white chick
Yo mommas so old she best feeds like think ... *blows out talcum powder*

Yo mama jokesssssss hahahaha
I love that movie.

Lol White Chicks!! Yo mama jokes are funny if the other person doesn't take it personally. (:

by **MissLouiseWard_1994** » Tue Dec 13, 2011 12:27 pm

How did Batman's mom call him when his dinner was done?

DINNER DINNER DINNER DINNER BATMAAAANNN!

(sounds better in person xD)

by **Leon** » Tue Dec 13, 2011 2:17 pm

What is Santa's wife?
A Ho! Ho! Ho! ;)

(I have better jokes, but they're too rude, lol)

by **MissLouiseWard_1994** » Tue Dec 13, 2011 2:20 pm

Leon wrote:What is Santa's wife?
A Ho! Ho! Ho! ;)

(I have better jokes, but they're too rude, lol)

share them ;)

by **Leon** » Tue Dec 13, 2011 2:25 pm

MissLouiseWard_1994 wrote:
Leon wrote:What is Santa's wife?
A Ho! Ho! Ho! ;)

(I have better jokes, but they're too rude, lol)

share them ;)

I would, but I don't want to get banned from the forum, lol. ;)

by **shadesofblack** » Sat Dec 17, 2011 8:52 pm

Here's a really funny video. "Shit Girls Say Episode One". Hilarious one and a half minutes! It's not an outright joke but it brings the funny!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-yLGIH7W9Y

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