Okay, this one is long, my sister told me it a while back. lolol
A little boy named Tommy is at school. His teacher tells him he must learn the first four letters of the alphabet for homework, by tomorrow. So as soon as he gets home he walks up to his mother, who is slicing tomatoes in the kitchen.
Tommy: "Mom, what's the first letter of the alphabet?"
*slices her hand by mistake*
Then the little boy walks in the bathroom with his father who is shaving
Tommy: Dad, what's the second letter of the alphabet?"
*Dad cuts himself with the razor*
Dad: "HOLY SHIT!"
Tommy then walks into his big sister's room, where she is arguing with her boyfriend.
Tommy: "Hey, what's the third letter of the alphabet?"
Sister: "Shut the fuck up!"
So little Tommy then makes his way to the living room, where his brother is watching tv
Tommy: Brother, what's the fourth letter of the alphabet?"
Brother: "Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah Batmaaaaaaaan!"
So the next day at school, Tommy's teacher asks if anyone can recite the four letters of the alphabet and Tommy raises his hand.
Teacher: "What did you just say?!"
Tommy: "HOLY SHIT!"
Teacher: "That's it! Im taking you to the principles office!!!"
Tommy: "Shut the fuck up!"
Teacher (stunned): "WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!"
Sounds better in person, hahaha
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